Time to Rant

Bosh, you get a resounding "WTF?" from me. Where the shit were you last night. Just in case you aren't aware - there are four quarters in basketball, not one. Drive the lane and get to the line - you are supposed to be the Raptors franchise player so play like it already. I just bought your jersey, so now's the time to step up because I can't stand that I have a nice Clinton Portis Broncos jersey and a Vancouver Canucks Todd Bertuzzi jersey just sitting there in my closet - money well spent, eh? Oh yeah, not to mention that nice VC jersey collecting dust, at least it was a Champion jersey and only cost me $15.

For the rest of the team: mediocre effort. Delfino I thought was solid, as was Kapono - but you need to get the f*ck out of the way when Bosh is grabbing the board, understand? SHIT, where the hell is T.J., Sam? Put him on the floor when he's playing well. I love Jose, but you need to realize you can't just put the fan favourites on the floor and expect the win. T.J. needed to be out there near the end. Step up your game or sit down altogether! Paul Maurice looks good in a suit and sounds good in interviews as well, but look how well the Leafs have done! F*cking Toronto teams piss me off so much it's unbelievable! The Raptors were a great team, but I think they weren't coached very well. Motivate them Sam, especially Bargniani who should be much better than he is. I guess it may not really matter anymore because word on the street is you're canned. I think that's unfortunate because I like your style on the bench, but you made your own bed, now you can sleep in it.

I'm done that rant, now onto the NHL: Les Habitants...you suck. Good comeback effort, but you need to step up your game! Your playing like the toilet seat on your logo. My predictions have gone to complete and utter shit! San Jose gets the same short lecture about how they suck, however I was very sketchy on that pick because Dallas is really surprising. Avs need to step up and lose (or win, because I'd prefer to watch Sakic lift the Cup) in seven games. Pittsburgh is right on track, I'm not a fan of New York and Maggie the Monkey differed in her opinion in that series and I want to smoke that little monkey!

Well, I'm done ranting. San Jose, Pittsburgh, Colorado win tonight, just because I say so. Is that my prediction? Not really, but that's my hope so I'll stick with it.

RIP Raptors...see you next year. To those idiots behind me in Game 3 that stole my Playoff shirt - you are douchebags and I hope you come for an interview with me someday so I can kick your douchebag asses to the curb. Get an education you neanderthals, and stop acting like idiots. By the way, the hot Raptors cheerleaders probably don't like being called "bitches," that's probably one of many reasons you're all 28 year old virgins.

Peace and much love to (the rest of) you.